William McHenry, Secret Agent- A Tall Tale

Secret agent William McHenry works for the U.S. Government.  This guy can out smart the baddest of bad guys. He's even ten feet tall. William is also very very very strong. He invented a Super Race Car that goes 500 miles an hour. It shoots rockets, it has laser cannons, and can transform into a four-wheeler.

His most recent assignment is to find a guy dressed as a Russian sailor.  William is on his way to Port Core to look for his enemy.  While on his way, in his Super Race Car, he gets a flat tire. So he picks his car up and carries it to the nearest gas station. While William is getting his car fixed, his enemy is getting an army together.

Soon, William is on his way again. He sees a rocket in the middle of the road. So he gets his rockets out and puts them in there holders.  Then he shoots one of his rockets.  It hits the rocket and it explodes into a million pieces. William keeps on driving. When he finally sees the ocean he knows he is getting close to his destination. As he gets close he sees a Russian army. He gets ready to swerve. Then they start to shoot at him. He swerves.  William is a world champion at swerving.   

He quickly transforms his car into a 4 wheeler.  He charges toward the Russian army.  He sticks out his enormous, muscled arm and sweeps dozens of Russian soldiers into the ocean. Bullets are whizzing past him.  Some are striking him but he is wearing his protective, bullet proof suit that he made himself. Then he turns around and does it again and again and again till there is no more.

William transforms his 4-wheeler back into a car.  Up ahead he sees a lonely Russian sailor.   He speeds up,  jumps out of his car and fights the bad guy. He knocks him out. He puts the bad guy in the car and drives to Washington D.C.  There he puts him in prison. The President of the United States of America gives William a gold medal and a million dollars.